Flight of the Rhymenoceros. . . . . Bret McKenzie
a) thanks for the follow I need more conchords on my dash and b) congrats on the URL A+

That’s flippin smooth, Thank you!


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your blog makes me so happy. i love bret. i love you. thank you :^)

You made my day :) Thank you!


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Who’s the boom king?

Another one of my favorite artists is Leonard Cohen. Around the same time as I was listening to James Brown with my band at school, we were also listening to a lot of Leonard Cohen. And I was one of those guys who, like my voice didn’t really drop till I was you know, a little bit older than my friends. So I was like 15 or 16 or something, and there’s nothing more difficult than a young man with a high voice trying to sing Leonard Cohen. It was brutal time for me but, nevertheless, I made it over the initial hurdle and he’s a huge influence. There seems like there’s never a time when it’s inappropriate to play Leonard Cohen.
Bret McKenzie


Look at the idiots who took my iPhone. They think they’re so cool and original. My son made faces like that when he was 30. I am disappointed. 

(Where I got my pink rhinestone iPhone: http://elvenkingthranduiloropherion.tumblr.com/post/54474887985/what-do-you-think-of-elrond )